The Commute

Metro man.

So every morning I take the L to the 2/3. In the tunnel I am forced through at the transfer, in the morning you'll find two men standing in the middle of the 8 foot wide passageway handing out AM New York and The Metro; presumably they are paid to perform this public nuisance by their respective publishers. This is my plea for them to stop. In that crush of people whizzing past each other in the morning the last thing we need are two 3 foot obstructions in our meager 8 foot corridor.

That's the AM guy there in the orange hat.

Booooooo.